I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
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Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
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Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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