My room smells like vodka and shame
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
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Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
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I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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