Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
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He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
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I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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