Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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