Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
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My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
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Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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