i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
you made out with another girl for some wings
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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