You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
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