YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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