Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
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The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
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Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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