Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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