"it" just moved
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
she pinky promised me she was 18
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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