her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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