When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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