She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
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i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
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He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
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