He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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