I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Randomize
