Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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