Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
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I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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