now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
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