So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
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I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
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Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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