i just google imaged poop.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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