Is it normal to miss your booty call?
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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