all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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