i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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