Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
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It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
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You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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