can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
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His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
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well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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