New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Are we still banned from the library?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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