glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
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That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
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I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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