Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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