Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
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