I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Randomize