If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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