Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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