dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
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Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
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Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
dude. I can hear the air.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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