I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
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i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
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Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
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