All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
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Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
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im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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