He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
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