Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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