DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
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I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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