So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
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I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
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Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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