Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
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We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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