My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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