8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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