just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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