My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Randomize