I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
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Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
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This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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