I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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