is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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