never play flip cup with pint glasses
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
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I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
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My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
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