I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
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I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
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Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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