His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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