if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
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Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
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It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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