is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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