in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Randomize